Anthony Grzelka - Dadaist

Perth's only real true Psychic Spiritual Medium, Anthony Grzelka, (the others, of course, even though they sound exactly the same as Mr Grzelka, are fakes and are only after your money) slummed it a bit this week and appeared on the local radio to give "readings" (he's so busy scamming the money he won't be back for another show until February). EoR would go through the usual list of hits and misses but there's nothing new or outstanding there, though he did particularly enjoy the believer who was forced to blatantly provide a heap of information before Anthony of the Spirits would attempt to "channel" anything.

Caller: Is there anything that you see about my son?
Mr G: Your son? What's his first name please?
Caller: Brendan.
Mr G: Brendan. Brendan. You know, the only feeling I'm getting here - how old's Brendan now?
Caller: Thirteen.
Mr G: You know, I know this is going to sound really strange... Does he want to be a policeman?
Caller: Um, no. More into computers and a tennis star, I think. Hee hee hee hee hee hee.

In between guffawing at the performance, however, EoR got to wondering what life was like in the Grzelka household...

For example, does Mr Grzelka get embarrassed on the toilet, with all those countless passed-on presences watching him and whispering messages?

And what is "life" like in the afterlife?

Spirit 1: E.

Spirit 2: A?

Spirit 1: [Moving object in the room around] Tom. No, Ted. No, Tom. Um, Alice?

Spirit 2: I might scare someone tonight by manifesting through their poodle.

Spirit 1: I see an operation.

Spirit 2: [Switching lights off and on] Butterflies.

Spirit 1: Something in the upper chest.

Spirit 2: Woof! Woof!

Dada at its best.

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Past Grzelka:
Anthony Grzelka Flogs A Dead Dog
Psi Power - Dedicated to Anthony Grzelka
Grzelka Witticisms
Grzelka: Psychics Real, Skeptics Cynics
Talking to the Dead
Scams from Beyond